Crying.
Stupidest thing I've ever seen. And I'm not even half joking here. Crying makes no sense. On any scale.
Take a scenario, where someone would be made to cry. A someone piches a someone else, or smashes the brains out of the someone else. Wherever your inclinations lie.
The someone else, being in pain, starts to cry, right? And this is perfectly normal, right? Wrong. For humans... who don't seem to have to fight for survival, fending off other predators, this is normal. But if you shove the someone else in the jungle, and the someone else gets mobbed by a gang of Al Capone Jackals. Would crying help?
Oh, of course it would! The jackals would feel sorry for him, wouldn't they? Sure they would. They would pat him on the head, give him a pillow, and a stretcher, and ask him to take a nice nap all the way home.
Crying makes no sense. (Yes, I'm repeating myself. Think of it as a refrain, you know, like in poems.)
Do you really see lions crying, because 'the-older-buwwy-lion-stowe-my-deer' ? (Speak that in baby tone, by the way. I have no idea how to type that out well) If lion sees other lion eating said lion's food, lion will chase the other lion, and other lion will chase lion back. And so on, till one of them is dead tired, or dead. Whichever way.
But crying? Was it some sort of defensive mechanism or something? Cry till it all gets better?
This sort of proves why the humans are the dumbest on the evolutionary scale. Other creatures bloat up, and look scary. Some change colour, and look scary. We cry.
Wow.
Scary.
Don't Run.
- Kitchi
- I'm just this guy, y'know? Which guy? Look... just behind you. Yeah, that guy. I'm not that guy? Sorry... I must have the wrong person.
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Hag.
P.S. I feel the strong need to write a reply-post to this one.
I'm sure if one lion will start crying out loud over the food, constantly nagging the other lion in his face, without putting up a fight, the other lion will not only give him the food after about 5 minutes just for the sake of his own mental relaxation and walk away, but also think of him as a weirdo and give up lion-food for at least three days,
Once one of them learns the power of crying, they'll start evolving big tear glands and wider voice boxes, for their future survival ......
Also, this blog was the funniest yet .... 10/10
anonymous
No. You're wrong.
Both lions, dead tired and dead, would cry. They just cry after they bloat up and look scary and/or do scary things.
And we are dumb.
"You, you humans have genocide, war against different religions, castes and colour and I? I stole a biscuit? Is that a crime? PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!"
Hahahahahaa!
Nice quote.
"Oh, if you put it that way then..."
My, you are bitter, aren't you? Yes, crying is useless. Isn't it a little biological though? Something we can't help? So i guess we're helplessly dumb creatures. But that was established long ago...
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